Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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