I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
