love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Randomize
