She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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