Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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