Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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