Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
The struggles of a small town man whore
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Randomize
