i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Randomize