god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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