just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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