do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
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