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quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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