whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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