Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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