ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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