Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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