So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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