nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
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I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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