no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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