I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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