he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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