it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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