Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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