We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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