North Korea, Best Korea!
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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