PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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