it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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