some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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