Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
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He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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