Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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