the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I have post one night stand depression
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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