You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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