So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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