it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
We smell like vodka and hangover
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