We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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