Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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