So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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