oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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