I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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