he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
this hospital has no fireball
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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