so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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