i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
My underwear smells like fireworks.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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