If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Let's paint friendship bongs
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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