Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...