why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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