Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(+44): View more from England

Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.

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(630): View more from Illinois

is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?

(1-920): View more from Wisconsin

no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?

(920): View more from Wisconsin

he wasn't. neither were you.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter

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(936): View more from Texas

You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home

(254): View more from Texas

Challenge accepted.

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(863): View more from Florida

I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.

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(309): View more from Illinois

His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.

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(817): View more from Texas

Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza

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