mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila