I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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