Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza