Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
This is classic penis vs brain.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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