I seem to have left my pride at pride
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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