Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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What drink are we having for lunch?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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