Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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