Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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