would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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