his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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