I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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